Because one’s as good as another and they all look alike to me…
Two fat girls with dark hair and an overabundance of weird ideas but not enough ambition to write a book, this might be the premise behind Fat Brunettes.

Megin
This fat brunette is here because, while she meets the height/weight, hair color, and pith requirements, she’s actually the funny one, AKA: the brains behind the “brawn.” She’s a Tired Ass Housefrau© who is completely content to let the TV raise her children while she indulges in her fantasy of being a writer (anyone can be a writer on the internets). She likes cheese, pudding, wordplay, being a Grammar Nazi, and thinks poop is hilarious. She is, therefore, the author of the Poophemism entries, which deal, exclusively, in euphemisms for pooping and which may or may not be regular.

Rebecca
When not giving herself accidental enemas or being funny without realizing it, this fat brunette can be found in her bedroom listening to the Harry Potter audio book series. Her turn-on’s include ice cream, music, cheese, and nerdy boys. Her turn-off’s are dishonesty, circles in a repeating pattern, nougat, and shiny people. She fancies herself a writer, but, for now, is content with the idea of funding her CrimeWave© by knocking over the convenience store where she used to work.