Back in March, Megin and I took a long drive. We drove east along the Northern Kentucky border until we got to West Viriginia. During the drive, we passed many many houses with small lighted Christmas trees on their front porches. We’re talking double digits, here. It was kind of baffling, because it was March (for one) and because I’d never ever seen that many small lighted trees before in my life (for another). Anyway, whenever we passed one, I had to bring it to her attention. This was probably annoying, but she took it in stride. This was our conversation at one point:

Rebecca:
Oh my god, there’s another one!

Megin:
I just had the BEST idea for a drinking game.

Rebecca:
What’s that?

Megin:
Every time we pass a small lighted tree, we take a drink!

Rebecca:
That’s a great idea, except, well, you do realize we’re driving, right?

Megin:
Doh! I forgot.
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Drinking and driving aside, BEST DRINKING GAME EVER

If I ever do write some hot gay porn, I’m totally going to call it The Nancy Boys and Hearty Drew or some variation.

Really.

Should I shave my hairy gonads?
If shave there will be stubble
If I don’t it will be doubled
So come on and let me know…