Campbell’s Chunky Soup: It’s the soup that eats like a meal, yo [Estevez].

Coprocide: It’s shooting the shit.

Capracide: It’s a wonderful death.

Next time I order cheese, please try to slice it thinner than an inch. I like cheese and all, but I also like being able to poop.

Thanks,
Rebecca

What products haven’t used at least one song by The Postal Service in their commercials?

Yes, this is a trick question, since there is no such product.

• Horatio delivers a pithy line just before the first commercial — take one drink
• Horatio wears sunglasses indoors or in the dark — take one drink
• Horatio puts on or takes off his sunglasses while talking to someone — take one drink
• Horatio addresses a perp while facing *away* from said perp — take two drinks
• Horation addresses a co-worker while facing *away* from said co-worker — take two drinks
• Any combination of these things — take three drinks

If you made it this far without passing out, finish whatever bottle or case you’re working on and cheers to you for staying conscious.

Yesterday morning I was watching the Oxygen Network. There was some Yoga show on and I was completely transfixed. I just had to do some of the moves, too. Of course with my fatness it was more like Faux-ga than Yoga, but whatever.