Rebecca:
Daniel Radcliffe, aka the dude who plays Harry Potter in the movies, is doing a play with an extended nude sex scene.

RAB (Rebecca’s Adorable Boyfriend):
0_o

Rebecca:
Photos have been released…they’re staggering. His pee pee isn’t shown or anything…but still. It isn’t shown in the photos, I mean; it is in the play. Very weird.

RAB:
So if you wanna see the real thing you gotta go to the play.

Rebecca:
From which I’d likely be blocked.

RAB:
why?

Rebecca:
Something about jumping on him and slobbering all over him…It isn’t like I find him sexy, but he is Harry Potter, and I’m just a tiny bit obsessed.

Rebecca:
Tiny bit.