Rebecca:
*snort* I just went to get some undies and, as always, I was talking to myself. I said, out loud even, “Now for some tonderwear”

Megin:
haha

Rebecca:
And you know what…they ARE TONderwear! Cuz I don’t know if you’ve noticed or not, but I’m reaaalllly fat!

Megin:
I hadn’t noticed.

Rebecca:
so I have to wear TONderwear.

Megin:
I call mine 10 gallon granny panties.

Rebecca:
Hey, to me, this is even better than that time I accidentally called oatmeal ’smotemeal.’

Megin:
Smotemeal was great, really funny stuff–tasty too.

Rebecca:
Well, it IS the breakfast of the damned.