Fat Brunettes

Ambiguous Use Of The Word Chocolate

Megin — Sun, 07 Feb 2010 01:07:37 +0000

Poophemism #3

Fat Brunettes — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 12:49:00 +0000

Making poutine.

Worst. Diagnosis. Ever.

Fat Brunettes — Thu, 14 Jan 2010 06:25:16 +0000

Doctor: Well, you have herpes, the herpes has syphilis, the syphilis has lice, the lice has scabies, the scabies have crabs, and the crabs are in desperate need of remedial math.

Poophemism #2

Megin — Fri, 08 Jan 2010 21:16:27 +0000

Dropping the Cosby kids off at the pool.

From the Desk of Albert Fredo:

Rebecca — Tue, 05 Jan 2010 16:58:24 +0000

Marinara is just fine, but I like my sauces like a klansman likes his sheriffs: white and fatty. mmmm

Poophemism #1

Megin — Tue, 05 Jan 2010 16:09:55 +0000

Being a productive citizen.

What do Lisa Rinna’s lips have in common with rectal prolapse?

Rebecca — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 21:25:00 +0000

Question: What do Lisa Rinna's lips have in common with rectal prolapse?

Answer: absolutely everything. Do yourself a favor and avoid a comparative search.

Yay, puns are fun

Rebecca — Sun, 27 Sep 2009 06:02:12 +0000

Roastbeef, Oh I Do Hope It Is!

Rebecca — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 20:26:43 +0000

Over the last two days, more than thirty people have made their way to this site for the same reason: They’ve all been searching for images of roast beef and have ended up at Fat Brunettes with this as the result of the search.

Now, people find their way here for all sorts of reasons and in all sorts of ways, but this two day, 30+ spike in searches for images of roast beef has me kind of curious, so I have a request:

I’ve you’ve found yourself here while searching for roast beef or images of roast beef, please leave a comment. It’d be great if you could expound a little on why and how you came to be doing such a search.

Or you could just leave your online handle. Either way, I’m super curious. Thanks.

edited September 27th, 2009: 700+ Roast beef hits in 3 weeks…seriously, this is weird.

More More More™ T-Shirts

Rebecca — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 10:43:11 +0000

click to see t-shirt

More™ T-Shirts–as in MORE ROOM. We seek to design t-shirts (that are actually worth wearing and never smaller than size XXX) for fat people.